But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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