Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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