Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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