I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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