operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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