Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
