They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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