i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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