I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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