Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize