I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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