so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Randomize
