We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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