It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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go home
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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