Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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