Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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