They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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