Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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