Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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