So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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