Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
send nudes
from the living room?
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