i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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