The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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