so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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