I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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