Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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