Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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