That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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