he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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