Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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