okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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