another moral hangover. fuck.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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