I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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