will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize