He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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