bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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