Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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