i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
