halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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