Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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