are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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