Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
