East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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