You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
this just has baby written all over it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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