Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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