no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
