So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i just google imaged poop.
I am midnight drunk by noon
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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