He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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