This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you didnt know i had herpes?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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