How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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