i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize