At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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