she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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