I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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