Already got asked if we're dating
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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