Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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